Sharknado 1/23/23
Workout Date:
01/23/2023QIC:
Kiwi (2XR) AOQPAX:
Pole dancer (R), Ringo (2XR), Texas RangerThe Thang:
It was a breezy Monday at Sharknado with a rather stiff breeze coming off the Shark pond at the rear of Timberlake Baptist Church. 52 degrees with a bit of standing water pretty much everywhere but under the TBC awning.
It has been two weeks to the day since I was here and that is way to long as an AOQ but sometimes work calls and for me that usually includes some down range travel. I have to appreciate the men who faithfully attend Sharknado and have supported this new AO. They all have stepped up to help out when I am not able to be here and for a smaller AO that is an accomplishment. We had a couple of regulars not in attendance in Shoeless (nursing an ankle sprain) and Brandon who might or might not have a legit fartsack reason (if there is such a thing) but thats a tale for another day.
In honor of the date I had the idea to have 23 different exercises with sets of 20 (for the most part) this would include a good warm up. Lots of AOs are doing pre-runs but we just get right to it down to business and don’t mess around.
Mission Statement
Disclaimer – modify as necessary – all exercises are suggestions dadada
15 of all except Merkins – we did 23 of those
Hairy Rockettes, IW, TTT, Hillbillies, Tempo Squats, LBAC forward/reverse, overhead claps, SSH, Merkins
Three stations with 23 different exercises (approximately) with a mosey between each exercise in a circular fashion each round ending on the ground under the awning for core.
Station 1 – CORE – 20 of each
Big Boys
4 count flutters
4 count american hammers
pretzel crunches
LBCs
Station 2 – BLOCKS – 20 each
Rows
Curls
Overhead presses
Block swings/tri-extensions (you choose)
Round of all – totally 20 – blockees could be included if you choose
Station 3 – CARDIO
Jump Squats
Mountain Climbers – 4 count
Lunges
Plank Jacks
Burpees (10)
Well we finished all these early and return the blocks followed by a mosey tour of the AO. Went down for a little line dancing with a bear crawl of two parking lines followed 2 merkins, lung walk of two lines followed by 3 merkins, bunny hop of two lines followed by 2 merkins, lunge walk of two lines followed by 3 merkins and finally a bear crawl of 2 lines followed by 2 merkins.
We then continued our mosey to the front entrance for some rear facing traffic – Monkey Humpers (20) then a mosey back to the Awning for COR, NOR, COT
Announcements – Freed to Bleed – February 24th all are encouraged if able – I made my appointment today! Handley’s 2nd F for those who can generally 12-2 PM
Nantan handoff with coffeteria to follow at Warthog this Saturday – 7:00 AM come out and thank F3headgear for doing a great job and congratulate our next Nantan – (be there to find out)
Prayers for safe travel for F3Poledancer heading to Atlanta this week and for all those who could not attend this morning.
F3 Kiwi – Honor to Lead!